Girls
Dear Girls,I like you.
But sometimes I'm awkward around you.
Sammy
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Sometimes I'll say something dumb too.
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Really dumb.
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Like "ohmygooddidhejustsaywhatIthoughthesaid" dumb.
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I was probably trying to be funny or something. And failed miserably. But the other stuff I said was probably funny.
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Maybe. Probably not.
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If anything I'm earnest. And honest. And witty. And funny (mostly). And I listen to you because I'm genuinely interested in what you have to say. Isn't that what it's supposed to be about, that connection? That ineffable interaction between people?
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But I'm not smooth. Not. At. All.
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I wish I could be a total dick jerkface sonofabitch motherfucker badass. But that's not me.
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I wish I could be a Cassanova Romeo sexyabs sultrystubbleface. But that's not me either.
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But, yeah, girls I like you.
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like like you.
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uh, yeah.
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I mentioned the awkward thing, right?
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Ok.
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*whistles*
posted by Sammy @ 4:15 PM
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